Friday, September 22, 2006
Saturday, August 26, 2006
Friday, August 25, 2006
And You Thought YOU Had Crabs...
Just my freakin' luck, huh?
Zues is my brother too, along with my sisters Hera(bitch), Hestia(virgin godess my ass)
and Demeter(hot piece of ass). Even if I did have to turn into a horse to get her.
It's fun ruling the seas, though. You know, earthquakes, tidal waves, sinking ships and whatnot.
The best part of my job is the Mermaids. (hubba-hubba)
The worst? Dolphin shit. Jesus(whoever that is..), I'm sick of cleaning it up.
"But Poseidon, dolphins are so smart..."
If they're so smart why don't they clean up their own shit?
Enough about the bastard dolphins for now,
Welcome to the Coral Palace.
Enjoy your stay....
Big P.