Friday, September 22, 2006

Minos Knew Better......

Pasiphae was putty in the bull's hooves...
Hence, my creation.......
Next time, Minos, kill the Bull.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

My Followers...

Great Song...
Great Band...
(sit under a reef in dark water and watch the moonlight while you listen)
(I mean it. don't make me do another tsunami, bitches.)
Peace out,

Friday, August 25, 2006

And You Thought YOU Had Crabs...

Yeah, what are the odds that Hades is my brother.
Just my freakin' luck, huh?
Zues is my brother too, along with my sisters Hera(bitch), Hestia(virgin godess my ass)
and Demeter(hot piece of ass). Even if I did have to turn into a horse to get her.
It's fun ruling the seas, though. You know, earthquakes, tidal waves, sinking ships and whatnot.
The best part of my job is the Mermaids. (hubba-hubba)
The worst? Dolphin shit. Jesus(whoever that is..), I'm sick of cleaning it up.
"But Poseidon, dolphins are so smart..."
If they're so smart why don't they clean up their own shit?
Enough about the bastard dolphins for now,
Welcome to the Coral Palace.
Enjoy your stay....
Big P.